TWENTY DOLLARS
On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband & asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In His highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made Love,
for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a
cute way for her to afford new clothes & other incidentals that
she needed.
Arriving home around noon one day, she was
surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
During the next few minutes, he explained that
his employer was going through a process of corporate
downsizing, & he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of
59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what
he'd been earning, & therefore, they were financially ruined.
Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty
Years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she
showed him certificates of & deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, & informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
She explained that for the more than
Three decades she had 'charged' him for sex,
These holdings had multiplied & these were the
Results of her savings & investments.
Faced with evidence of cash and investments
Worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could
Barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out,
'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my
Business!'
That's when she shot him.
You know, sometimes, men just don't know when
To keep their mouths shut!
2
A woman went to the doctor's office, where she was seen by one of the younger doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story. After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room. The older doctor marched down the hallway to the back where the young doctor was writing on his board.
"What's the matter with you?" the older doctor demanded. "Mrs. Reid is 62 years old, has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you just told her she was pregnant!"
The younger doctor continued writing, and without looking up said, "Does she still have the hiccups?"
